Friday, 1 April 2011

peow! peow! akakakakak! Blaaam!
Welcome to Essex.
The Daybreak team are beset with new problems of the stupid kind
Britannia rules the waves with the latest naval warfare technology
Tory party love / fart confusion fiasco
PHWOOOOOOOAAARRRR!
Pretentious elfin manga-esque model cries poetic tears of black gloop for stylistic effect
Morons. All of them.
I have no idea what's going on here.